Pocket Cow

Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati

Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!

Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?

by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023

Throb Pocket

A beautiful term for a ladies vagina. I believe it's from a poem.

Her- 'would like to come back to mine after dinner? We can have coffee and I'll show you my throb pocket, y'know, see what happens.'

by JashAndughes May 14, 2016

Pocket Meme

Similar to an inside joke, a pocket meme is a recurring meme that exists within a small group and is used frequently

Person A: that road trip was jumbo large
Person B: So jumbo large
Person C: what is "jumbo large?"
Persons A and B: Just a pocket meme, bro, you wouldn't understand

by zoo804 June 16, 2016

mayonnaise pocket

To insert ones spit lubed middle and index finger into both nasal passageways of an unsuspecting bistander.

“That was such a good mayonnaise pocket, I got more booger on my finger than he got spit in his nose!”

by Gabitron2000 November 23, 2017

Vodka Pocket

When you drink a mixed drink and hit a concentrated amount of straight alcohol.

Person 1: why is Alex’s face so scrunched up?
Person 2: I bet he hit a vodka pocket

by Willy_billy_boy November 19, 2020

Pocket Nude

When you send a nude by accident. Instead of a pocket call its a pocket nude.

Oops im sorry grandma , I accidentally sent you a pocket nude.

by lisamarial March 7, 2022

pocket kronks

A specific pocket-pair in poker.

Noah looked down at his cards and exclaimed, "pocket kronks, yeees!"

by BattleCrap October 27, 2017