clam brush

a brush used for sweaty fat women who cant properly clean there dirty clam hair
my clam brush works well in cleaning my filthy clam hair the fatty said
by ringlewart March 06, 2017
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Clam spreading

A female taking up a “man spreadingpose.
I was on the metro and just needed room, yup, I had no choice. Clam spreading (group of women high fiving)!
by psychodynamic santa November 07, 2017
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Clam flakes

When a woman does not wash after sex and when she awakes her pussy flakes off all that jizz that dried on her clam.
Paul was banging the cleaning girl last night so long that they were exhausted and fell asleep. In the morning she had clam flakes all over her pussy.
by Clamer October 21, 2016
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clam puff

The small burst of air released from a vagina when the kegel muscles are flexed forcefully causing the meat curtains to flap. (aka. pussy fart)
She got so excited that she started clam puffing until I timmed her.
by Gagaster August 29, 2011
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clam blanket

Clam blanket describes a wet tired vagina grabbing them undies up in the pussy lips. Not to be mistaken as a camel toe as the camel toe is just the outline of the twat.
Did you see Regina that clam blanket was fierce on them yoga pants this morning.
by Oldgreg8686 February 19, 2019
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Clam Chutney

Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.
I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.
by Marquis70 March 11, 2011
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clam whack

Clam whack is when you slap a female in the pussy so hard they make blue whale mating calls
Bro1: dude I thought you were going to Stacey's house tonight? what happened?
Bro2: nah man she got mad at me after I clam whacked her as a joke.
Bro1: Lmao you aint getting no coochie tonight
by My_coochie_smells February 25, 2019
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