clam clutch

1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men

2. the female equivalent to a sausage party

Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.

by Koi_Boi May 26, 2018

Clam Rub

A bunch of women who gather around to coddle and coo over one women claiming someone was mean to her. Typically used for "strong women" standing up to misogyny and patriarchy. Can be done in person or virtually.

Female circle jerk.

Bonnie was upset because a toxic cis white male asked if he could hold the door for her. After blasting his bigotry on the interwebs, her "tribe" clam rubbed. She felt uplifted and empowered.

by Woobie Shoobie May 10, 2022

clam whack

Clam whack is when you slap a female in the pussy so hard they make blue whale mating calls

Bro1: dude I thought you were going to Stacey's house tonight? what happened?
Bro2: nah man she got mad at me after I clam whacked her as a joke.
Bro1: Lmao you aint getting no coochie tonight

by My_coochie_smells February 25, 2019

Roof Clam

a flying saucer that has landed on an earthlings roof. Most likely to enticing f@#$ing JAMS being bumped.

YO Darren had a roof clam on his house last week. Now his songs are playing through the airwaves!!

by Zordy September 27, 2020

Salmon Clams

Ignito word to use in order to determine if a woman is down to scissor. Say it really fast three times. Slamm’in Clams

Do you like salmon clams? I’m up for some fun tonight.

by FCDubbs August 25, 2022

Clam Slam

The female equivalent of tea bag.

When Diana killed that sniper, she put down a mean Clam Slam on his forehead.

by K2they October 28, 2014

Clam tap

A short vaginal massage, typically focused on the clitoris.

If you're good you'll get a clam tap.

by realist_98 May 1, 2011