checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

by whhpssh October 24, 2014

peepeepoopoo check

peepeepoopoo check is a joke that the Twitch streamer/YouTuber Quackity uses when being a memer lol.
(We stan Quackity) follow/sub to him on Twitch: QuackityHQ

Ayo! Peepeepoopoo check! pee pee! poo poo!

by poopwasfound December 19, 2020

Boner Check

When something possibly sexual happens in a game of Dungeons & Dragons and the Dungeon Master wants to see if a character will pop a boner, or, if female, simply become aroused

"I want to flirt with the elf."
"She slaps you, roll a boner check."
"I rolled a 10."
"20, You get a boner."

by DMTice40 August 1, 2015

check jacked

Excessive tax taken from a paycheck.

Eric grossed $3K over two weeks, but the government check jacked him for $1,000.

by Alex Kosterman June 20, 2008

p check

p check; To remind someone to recognize their privilege when you catch them making insensitive comments

I p checked that white boy and he shut up real quick

by Turdinthewind March 14, 2020

Brake Check

1. (v) When a pedestrian intentionally and abruptly stops in front of another pedestrian who is walking closely behind them (in order to illicit a reaction).

2. (v) When a driver intentionally and abruptly breaks in front of another driver who is following them (in order to illicit a reaction).

3. (n) The act of break checking someone (see definitions 1 and 2).

1. "Dude, why'd you break check me?"

2. "If this guy behind me doesn't stop tailgating, I'm gonna break check 'em."

3. "When you walk closely behind someone, make sure to watch out for a brake check."

by cant_think_of_a_pseudonym_lol May 27, 2021

Check-Dig

Hey Check this out or dig this, I have something I need to say to you, or I want to talk to you for a minute to tell you something.

Check-dig, I want to use your car to go downtown.

by Emmababy March 19, 2010