the surprise

when having sex doggy style before finishing the guy pulls out then spits on her back when she turns around he yells "SURPRISE!" and blows the real load on her face

Dude 1: How was last night?

Dude 2: Great! I got her with the surprise! You should have seen her face!

by what's good? January 21, 2011

Halloween Surprise

The act in which a girlfriend seduces her boyfriend for sex. However, once inside her, the boyfriend realizes that he has entered a dark and bloody mess. Often accompanied by a foul odor and a girlfriend shouting "Boo!" Most often occurring around Halloween.

Last night was Halloween and my girlfriend was on her period and I didnt know. To make a long story short, she gave me a Halloween Surprise. Needless to say, it was a mess! :(

by da hbomb October 27, 2011

Elmer's Surprise

When you take two girls, glue their vaginas together. Let the glue dry so they get stuck. Then set them on fire.

I took two girls home last night and gave them an elmer's surprise.

by Josh in Munster January 26, 2009

Scarborough Surprise

When you're taking your bitch from behind, you jam some jerk pork up her dumper and jam it all the way home with your love hammer.

"I didn't do much last night, just a little Scarborough Surprise."

by Dante S. February 16, 2007

penis surprise

When you're getting with a girl that you think is hot and has a nice rack. Then you reach into her pants, surprise, a penis.

"I'd like to take this to the next level RuPaul, you are a hottie" "ok, but check this out, penis surprise"

by nameisalreadytaken January 20, 2009

Chinese Surprise

Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.

I Chinese Surprised my girlfriend in her sleep... still at the ER.

by Poppetkeeper February 17, 2010

Surprise Borrow

To borrow an object without the owner's permision. Usually without any intention of giving it back.
Basically, a more friendly form of stealing.

when somebody is looking for their missing dvd, you can say you surprise borrowed it without getting into trouble!

by Rogieo February 11, 2007