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stoopit (adj., adv.)

by ed lin March 20, 2003
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Stoopid

Stupidity made manifest by a non-stupid person. Such seemingly stupid behaviors issue from otherwise intellectually intact people suffering from attitudinal problems such that the will to act stupidly becomes unalterably manifest.

Whereas stupidity cannot be cured, stoopidity requires nothing more than the willingness of the person acting as if he were actually stupid to do otherwise.

The problem with stoopidity and where it differs from ignorance lies in the fact that the ignorant man, having come to realize his deficiency will endeavor to correct his condition. The stoopid man, however, will consciously refuse to change.

Therefore, stoopidity is primarily a condition of attitude, will, and the conscious choices that follow therefrom.
Used in the precise same way as "stupid", the only difference being the connotation that the stoopid person is that way by choice rather than due to some unavoidable condition.

Therefore: "Man that guy is stupid," should mean that the person in question is, in fact, unalterably stupid by birth, head trauma, brain lesions, or whatever condition that may cause such a state of existence to arise. Such a person cannot be held accountable for his state of being.

"Man that guy is stoopid," connotes a person who has no justifiable excuse for his stupid behavior; that he actually chooses to act stupidly for whatever reason and will not alter himself despite having been shown his error.
by osan November 4, 2012
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Irish Pit Stop

Vomiting half way through a night of drinking so you can continue your night out and drink more
Got so drunk I had to take an Irish Pit Stop so I didn't have to go home early.
by ProngleDub November 25, 2020
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Please, Stop The Breathe

Its Just Saying Go Die, But Somehow Nicer
Bro Please, Stop The Breathe. oh no
by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020
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stoops

when someone does or says something that is so stupid you don't even feel like saying the whole word.
"i think beyonce is ugly, don't you?"
"stoops!"
by zeero August 7, 2007
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Strope Wafel

Noun: Strope Wafel.

Definition: A pseudo-German phrase for having MAD STD's on your penis and/or vagina. We're talking Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, Chlamydia, and a general assortment of random-ass STD's all combined on your cock or cunt! If the above description matches your condition, your name is most likely Strope Wafel.

Side note: Strope Wafels tend to be EXTREMELY racist and bigoted to most anyone. This is caused by their penis size, or lack thereof.
Joe: Hey Steve, I just ran into a bloke named Strope Wafel today!

Steve: Damn Joe, what was that like? :O

Joe: All he did was preach racism while reeking of rotten tuna due to his apparent genital disease!

Steve: Holy shit, what a MAJOR CUNT!! XD
by LooglyLoo November 21, 2011
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Stop the car Jon

The act of requesting a sudden halt to any activity or journey currently being undertaken.

Derived from the sporadic, and often fervent, requests of Edmund III to randomly stop a vehicle in transit in order to test its 0-60 prowess.
"Woah ... Stop the car Jon ... does anyone know where we left Marky boy?"
by J Slater Esq. May 9, 2005
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