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Strawberry Milk 

When your anus is pooping out something too big for its own hole, it makes it bigger by expanding it. The poop becomes a liquid and falls out of your anus. When it comes out it has a red shade from blood.
Jim: It hurts.....
John: What hurts
Jim: My anus
John: Dude is that........blood?
Jim: I think it's wet back there!
John: I thought you can hold it in!
Jim: The turd is to big.....I am going to poop on the floor!
John: Ew it looks like Strawberry Milk
Strawberry Milk by Thenoodles April 3, 2017
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strawberry short cake 

little bitch who doesn't know when to keep her mouth shut
that girl is such a strawberry short cake I HATE her

Strawberry Burn

When you put it in her ass without using any lube.
Person 1: Did you hear about Jessica's strawberry burn?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard the screams from a block away.

Strawberry tattoo 

A strawberry tattoo on a female is a symbol to make known to others she is a prostitute/ escort.
Nothing like a strawberry tattoo on a woman to know she has a price for sex.

strawberry short kid

when u eat a girl out when she has her period
i gave your mom a strawberry short kid

Strawberry Spritzer 

The term for when a guy butt fucks another guy until he bleeds. Then the receiver, takes a bloody shit, all over the giver.
"He washed his face, after a Strawberry Spritzer"

Strawberry Hangover 

While fucking a girl who is on her period pull out your bloody cock and stuff it in her ass. Your Dick will look like it has a strawberry hangover!
A Strawberry Hangover makes your dick look like what a chocolate covered strawberry looks like when drizzled with white and dark chocolate!