steaming the garlic

When a woman’s coochie gets so sweaty you can see it through her overgarments.

“She steaming the garlic” - A guy at my gym to nobody in particular while staring at a woman doing squat thrusts.

by TheWhiteHotep March 7, 2024

Steam Monkey

A Steam Monkey is when you describe a person as a pile of steaming shit!

You are a steam monkey!

by Steam Monkey June 10, 2019

Steam & Rye

The moment when someone goes too far on a night out. For example this person decides to stand on a table full of drinks, knocking them all over.

Craig went Steam & Rye at the end of the night.

by Young Gunn February 3, 2017

Steam a ding

The act of expelling a bowel movement of such remarkable warmth and vigour that it appears to emit a visible vapour, often accompanied by a triumphant sense of completion. Commonly employed in jocular or coarse conversation to denote the urgent need to defecate.

Lord Pembroke: “My dear fellow, I shan’t be joining the second course of the banquet. The pheasant pâté has instigated a most urgent necessity.”

Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”

Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”

by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025

Steam team

2 people smoking majority of the blunt during a Cyph

Yall smoked?, ight me and John gonna steam team

by Lampsi August 10, 2020

Steaming Pile of Crap

Edge (AKA: the new-new Internet Explorer), Bing, or any other browser and search engine which are widely used to install a better browser and default search engine.

For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".

Oh no, I accidentally typed something in and it opened in this Steaming Pile of Crap instead of my Real Browser.

Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.

by Urban Dictionmaker May 9, 2021

Steaming D

To describe a really attractive male specimen.

"Oh my GOD, check out that Steaming D over there!" "That is some Steaming D over there!"

by EarthwormSally77 September 27, 2022