spandex

An unwanted or unsolicited text message sent as a promotional advertisement or marketing ploy.

I keep getting blasted with spandex from KFC. No, I don't want to text DD to ##### for a free double downwich.

by M. Wiener May 7, 2010

spended

shorthand for "suspended" (having an account permanently banned on social media)

all my twitter homies keep getting spended... smh get yo shit together yall

by protoneutype February 23, 2021

Spendelicious

When something is so delicious, you can’t help but spend the money on it!

This coat is so spendelicious it’s worth the money

by Nyx1 February 1, 2026

Return To Spender

Da way you should mark an envelope containing an astronomical department-store/online-merchant invoice dat someone who had "gone wild with his credit card" has sent to you and blubberingly asked if you would pay off his bill for him. Hey --- we are all responsible for our actions, so unless there was actually a prior agreement, it's not up to someone else to "bail you out" if you are not wise/thrifty with your purchasing!

I always try to be very frugal and carefully calculate how much I am paying for an actual/virtual cart of merchandise, so that hopefully I can avoid having any "Return To Spender" letters' winding up in my mailbox!

by QuacksO September 22, 2020

Spedeech

When a Special ed. Kid tries to make a Speech and he ends up failing
see Sped

Random Person = So today i bring you here for ICECREAM TRANSFORMERSICLESWITHCOTTONCANDY DURRRHBGH

PERSON 2 = Look a Spedeech!

by Tobi! August 26, 2009

Spencer Gort

1) one who excessive exaggerates one up situations
2) That Guy

Me- I drank twenty beers that most I've ever drank in my life.
Him- NO NO, I drank a thirty of key and twenty shots... NO Problem (that guy)
Me- Dude you totally Spencer Gort'd Me!!!

by Spencer Gort December 4, 2009

Sendetta

When you receive constant junk-mail from the same source and send them an angry e-mail in response.

John got one to many e-mails about his credit score and went on a Sendetta, writing hate-mail to FreeCreditReport.com for 4 hours.

by fahrensiehier April 12, 2010