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What the Smurf?

Another way of saying "huh?". The word smurf replaces different cuss words, keeping the speaker out of trouble.
Mom: "Isabelle there giant dog toy stuffed in the oven" Isabelle "What the Smurf?"
by Bakertable January 24, 2011
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Smurf

When someone - who is of fairly high level in a video game, often an FPS - creates another account because they need to flex on people who are just starting the game. Or they want easy some exp and loot boxes.
Person A: "Wait, last time we played, Person C was bronze level?"
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."
by dysflexia November 13, 2020
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Smurfed

When someone gets hit by a object or an insult
"DUDE, johhny just got smurfed by that volleyball, AF."
by jhonny window April 24, 2019
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Smurf cat

https: //youtu.be /SrK3wuYWhlQ

trust me....
by nummyskully October 2, 2023
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Smurfing

Choking yourself while you’re jerkin off until you start to turn blue then jizz in your hand and slap it on your head.
“ Zach didn’t hang out with his friends Alex and Jake because he was too busy smurfing that night.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”
by Z.hanning June 25, 2018
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You know Smurf ?” “Yea , he a real nigga .”
by blrrdd January 9, 2022
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Smurf

(Verb)
Whilst having sex with a girl in a portaloo from behind, you force her face into the toilet and rinse her face with the blue cleaning agent. The girl then becoming a smurfette
As if Alex Elliott smurfed that girl at Leeds festival, Legend!
by Alex Smurf January 30, 2010
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