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smoothyology

used in iCarly by the cool black guy in the smoothy shop.
Sam: I'll apologize when he proves he isnt an idiot

Cool Black Guy: Hey man I'll have you know that I got my Degree in Smoothyology.
by Uvenk January 13, 2011
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Smooth entry

The art of penetrating a person , after applying the right amount of liquor. Can be combined with roofies.
Jack: Steve made a smooth entry last night.

Peter: Did you sell him the roofies?
Jack: Nah, he used booz this time.
by Deemeister February 25, 2011
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Smoothagus

An extremely soft person, who's skin glistens in the moonlight.
Wow, what a smoothagus with such soft and silky smooth skin!!
by chakjohnson69 July 24, 2011
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smooth stockton

applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex
similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.

JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.

STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.

JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.
by headgoat September 27, 2011
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smooth minute

John: Hey Bob it's been like three weeks since we have hung out!
Bob: I know right, it's been a smooth minute.
by Dirtyjoo January 19, 2014
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smoothchin

A clean shaven man, lacking manlines due to not having a beard.
It's a real smoothchin convention up in here!
by KnottyBoy April 14, 2014
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smoothie

after sucking his cock for a long time I was rewarded with smoothie
by stom December 27, 2014
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