savages

having any kind of negative food-borne or food-caused reaction, especially diarrhea or extreme nausea/vomiting.

i didn't get off the toilet all night, man. i got the fuckin' savages!

by don't-eat-at-h2 May 9, 2009

Savage

1. The act of acting in a hardcore off the hizzy matter
2. No remorse or pussy shit invloved
3. Nothing can TOP SAVAGE.

We drink and smoke all night cuz we are Savage.

by Jp November 17, 2003

Salvation Snake Oil

Any set of beliefs, particularly extreme Abrahamic faiths (Extreme Christianity, Islam etc), that people buy into as a way of not dealing with their own mortality.

Humans are cognitively vulnerable to believe in such systems, and many so called "religions" take advantage of this. Meaning people end up sacrificing and wasting some or all of their own short time on this earth for a fictional assurance fram an ethereal being they will never meet.

(Knock Knock)
JW Chumps : "Hi, we are Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like to talk about how much God loves you"

Me: "No, I don't need any Salvation Snake Oil"

JW Chumps : "We aren't selling oil sir, we would like to talk about how you can be saved."

Me: "Do you believe in Dinosaurs?"

JW Chumps: ??

Me: "If your god is so benevolent, why is he promising a crap ending for anyone who doesn't belive in your poorly constructed borrowings of other faiths that have existed for thouasands of years before Charlie came up with this gig?"

JW Chumps: ??

Me: "How is it that the chosen place for your leaders is in New York City - when the rest of the Abrahamic faiths have their spiritual centres in and around the other side of the world?"

JW Chumps: ??

Me: "Would you like some Salvation Snake Oil?"

JW Chumps: "Ah thank you sir, have a nice day"

by WTF2011 August 19, 2011

Savadian

Bitch, also commonly known as a snitch that is a bad liar with studeration while talking.

"Stop burning me out your being a savadian"

by Unkown11101 May 17, 2013

savage

Me

Tom: you're such a savage.
Mike: thanks man.

by Savage mc savage February 25, 2017

silicone salvation

Breast implants. After breast cancer, breast reconstruction gives a woman back her shape and confidence. Using saline or silicon, acquiring implants is a good thing! Slang for natural breasts are so affectionate; too bad so many slang terms for implants are negative.

After months of grueling tissue expanders, the soft implants felt like silicone salvation.

by Curvy Cancer Survivor December 30, 2009

Jenny Savage

Someone who is very very cool, trendy and amazing!!!!!! :D she likes formula one, reading and can really pick awesome friends! (especially Tilly) She has shiny long hair and she is worshiped by Saheba. She is a serious boy magnet and she has a not-so secret admirer who is completely head over heels for her even though she hates his guts. She's very quiet and sensible unless you know her - then she is VERY immature and VERY loud! She has an adorable sneeze which completely contrasts her personality and she often giggles like a little school girl.

P1: Hey, did anyone see the formula one last night?

Jenny: yeah, it was a pretty good race, Alonso won and Webber came in second.

P1: *GASP*

Jenny: *sneeze*

P1: what was that?

Tilly: oh just jenny savage sneezing

P1: really?? it sounding like a chorus of singing soprano fairies!!

by xlollyx1 December 7, 2012