Society for persons posessing intelligence quotients at least four full standard deviations above the mean. This means they are smarter than 99.997% of the population, and have an IQ of 164. But they are still dumber than the Six Nines Society, where you have to be smarter than 99.9999%, or one out of a million, meaning in a world of six billion, there are six thousand of them, and about 1,500 in China.
You have to be a mensan just to figure out what the hell a foursigmasociety memeber is!
Alpha Sigma Tau has the sexiest wildest girls in it. If you are not out with at least 1 of them, you are not having as good of a time as you could. They are down to earth and crazy. There is NEVER a dull moment when you are with these chicks
One time my room got ransacked by 4 hot AST's and the spent 4 hours of a saturday night dancing a screaming in my room. A large blow up blimp I had was been tossed around and ridden. MY bed had multiple beers spilled on it and footprints on it from people jumping on it. I just sat back and watched in pure exstacy laughing! They were so funny!
We work hard and party even harder. We also don't have to bad talk our rival business fraternities to try to make us look better because we are more PROFESSIONAL than that.
Delta Sigma Pi: Business in the front, party in the back"
ASA girls are the classy ones you'll see walking around campus. These ladies are proud to wear their letters so that everyone knows they are an alpah girl. They throw the best parties and are the prettiest girls on campus. Find an Alpha lady and hang on to her guys, you'll never find another one like her in a trillion years.
If your dating an Alpha Sigma Alpha raise your glass, if not raise your standards.
Dee Zee girls are pretty
Tau girls are smart
but it takes an Alpah girl to win a fellas heart.
Gam girls are tan
Tri Delt girls got flow
but when you want the best looking girl.....
Alpha Sigma Alpha is where you go.
Kay Dee girls are wild
Sig Kap girls are fun
But Alpah girls are always #1.
Girls will be girls North, South, East or West
but Alpha Sigma Alpha girls rate the best.
To any man who reads this and truly wants to know,
If you have an Alpha Sigma Alpha girl, you should never let her go.