Scarlet

She is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She loves her girlfriends and is so beautiful. She has beautiful hair and her smile is amazing. Never let her go other wise you will regret it so much.

Girl 1: I just lost Scarlet it was such a mistake I still love her"
Girl2:"sorry she's gone I know you loved her but this was ur fault"
Girl 1"sobbs"

by heyhey66 January 4, 2019

scarlette

scarlette is one of the sexiest people you will ever meet. She loves men who care and are buff. If you are dating a scarlette than you must be amazing because she only dates the jocks. She is amazing and will make you faint.

scarlettes coming pop out your mussels

by \ January 7, 2019

Scarlett

weird

Scarlett is fucking weird

by Jamalboulage October 10, 2021

chictor scale

A scale for measuring how far you've gone with a girl.

Person 1: Man I had such a hot date last night.
Person 2: What all did you do?
Person 1: Let's just say it was at least a six on the chictor scale.
Person 2: For a first date? Impressive. Wait was she concious?
Person 1: Okay okay a four then.

by Zackson January 22, 2008

Douche Scale

Often, calling someone a douche doesn't seem to be enough to represent their level of douche-baggery, thus the douche scale was invented, so as to quantify one's doucheness. Depending on the area you live in , different things are equivalent to different values on the scale. A basic, point system is used (see example). Usually one is marked on their doucheness out of 100. Keep in mind that those are just guidelines as to point distribution.

EXAMPLE DOUCHE SCALE

Clothing (20 points):
- Popped collar in back but not on sides = 5 douche point
- Popped collar everywhere = 10 douche points
- Polo shirt of an arguably flamboyant color (usually from hollister or a company synonmous with it) = 10 douche points

Behaviour (60 points):
- Talking loud enough so everyone in a 50 foot radius can hear you = 10 douche points
- Talking about oneself chronically = 10 douche points
- Pretending to be a different ethnicity (e.g. wiggers) = 20 douche points
- General douche-baggery(you can choose what this may consist of) = 20 points

Physical Appearance:
- Gelled hair = 10 douche points
- Excessive facial hair = 10 douche points

by sauce^noob January 19, 2009

Duey Scale

Ranking of females whore factor. Like the Gonzo Fuck Scale as referenced on Playboy Radio which ranks limits of sexual acts (D-P, etc), the Duey Scale ranks how many guys the female will perform these acts with and length between these acts.

Pornstar Houston is a perfect 10 on the Duey Scale after fucking 620 dudes in one day!!

Goodness that slut looks like she'd be a 10 on the Duey Scale... she's talked to every guy in the club!

by ExoticBrittany July 17, 2009

Beaufart scale

Similar to the nautical Beaufort scale which measures wind, the Beaufart scale measures the stink of farts, from 1 to 9 - 10 or above is always a follow through, which normally means stinks like fuck.

In the library Kevin leaned over on his chair, looked around and did what he thought was a silent but deadly, deadly it was - 2 pensioners shuffling past were stopped in their tracks. One of the pensioners turned to Kevin and said " Fuck me boy, that trouser cough of yours is worthy of a 7.1 on the Beaufart scale. "Thank you" said Kevin "My previous best was only a 5.3"

by griggsy August 4, 2012