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Sand Nigger

A black person who rolls around in the fucking sand but screams "ima SHARK IMA SHARK!"
Man 1: Dude wheres steve?
Man 2: Dude, he took some bad x so now hes bein a sand nigger in the dunes.
Man 1: What the fuck? Jesus christ dude!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: HES FUCKING BITING MY ASS!
Sand Nigger: *munch munch munch munch*
Man 2: HOLY SHIT!

socks and sandals 

A terrible fashion choice. A BIG faux paux. I mean it's either too cold for sandals or too hot for sandals NEVER both, i mean REALLY.
Girl 1: Did u see Harold with socks and sandals?
Girl 2: Ughh yes, summers over winters over don't mix the two!
socks and sandals by Jellala April 9, 2012

sandstorm 

The action of having sex in a sandy region. The male rolls his wet penis in the sand and reinserts his penis in the womans vagina, thus causing extreme amounts of pain.
Guy 1: Dude I gave my girlfriend a sandstorm last night!
Guy 2: Haha, sucks for her
Guy 1: Yeah, she still has a sandy vagina.
sandstorm by boston_hardcore June 6, 2007

Sadsturbate 

Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.
Sadsturbate by Addison Trent January 16, 2009

Sand Nigga

a ghetto bedouh...like some cat from the block who is
aye-rab and gangsta as a muthafucka
officer leroy: hey kids, where did that aye-rab muthufucka run off to?

kids: fuck you officer leroy! that sand nigga is straight arablazin!
Sand Nigga by El-Kam-Sushi December 28, 2005
Sexy Ass Ninja Dude
or Sexy Ass Ninja, Damn...
Dude, did u see that SAND?
Oh that guy?
Yea
Damn, I want to be just like him.
Sand by JHO~ November 28, 2010

sandbach soliders 

sandbach soliders a bunch of ruthless bastards who dont give a shit about hurting someone
crewie walks dow the steet only 3 hits a punch,crewie hitting the floor and the ambulance hitting 90 back to that shit hole called crewe ha ha thats the sandbach soliders cumin in at ya biatch