Trailer Park Sunrise

A white trash drink: 2 parts Sunny D, One part vodka or tequila, add a splash of Robitussin or Vicks 44D to get that red color risin' up from the bottom.

Jimmy Ray, get the cough syrup outta the medicine chest. I need me another Trailer Park Sunrise before I drive t' work.

by pdhski January 28, 2009

skyrocket surprise

when you pull out of a woman before ejaculating and lay down, and the woman rubs the penis between her buttcheeks. then, as you are about to cum, you tell her to get underneath you and you jack off into the air, attempting to shoot in an arc into her mouth.

"So Jenalee, how about a skyrocket surprise for dinner?"

by Revan January 25, 2006

pitman surprise

when having intercourse in the doggy position, pick up your phone, and call a friend. when you friend picks up the phone, pull out and slip your member into your lovers ass. make sure the phone is close to your lover's face to receive the "yelp" or scream. proceed to hang up the phone, and finish without her knowledge of anything happening.

i got a call from anthony, but all i heard was moaning, then a scream. He must have given her the pitman surprise.

by johnny dildonics January 28, 2008

surprise attack

a sexual maneuver; while having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, when she turns around to see what just happened, ejaculate in her eye

Man, I put the surprise attack on that bitch last night!

by Mike Honcho May 7, 2007

Pickle Surprise

When a "woman" covers her genitalia with a food product (whipped cream) and someone (preferrably male) goes down on her to only find a "banana in his icecream sundae".

"She looked smokin hot, but to end a long story short, I sure got a pickle surprise."

by NJ Pelli February 15, 2007

john surprise

1. When someone has held in his or her dump for a long time and runs into a bathroom or bathroom stall and poops on the ground or on the toilet lid that is down so that the poop is not in the toilet bowl. (It is either on the closed lid or the ground in front of the toilet.)

1. Jacob left a john surprise in his grandma's bathroom.

by jpabaloni August 19, 2006

Pirate Surprise

During anal sex with girl friend the man spits on her back so she thinks he jizzed and when she turns around he jizzes on her face and she makes a pirate sneer.

Hey, mom its a pirate surprise!

by Geoff March 14, 2003