statusry

The art of making facebook statuses that are valuable to your friends and not annoying.

A practicer of statusry is a statustician.

"97% won't repost this" because it's an awful example of statusry. I bet you have individual ideas to express, creatively and clearly.

by Astrapto June 9, 2011

statutory rape

The act of fucking someone who is under 18 (When your 18+) - quite ILLEGAL and common in USA. Quite LEGAL and common in Japan.

Need I say more?........................

by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

Penn State Harrisburg

Penn State Harrisburg (aka Capital College) is located in the most boring part of Pennsylvannia, which is one of the most boring states. There is nothing to do. Students try to "party," which is admirable, but their parties either suck or get bopped. Don't forget PSH is also a DRY campus! Yay! Hahaha this place absolutely sucks and anyone considering this school shouldn't even think twice- Go somewhere else!

"Hey, where do you go to school now?"
Penn State!
"Oh wow that sounds-"
Penn State Harrisburg
"Oh."

Yeah.

"How is it?"
Boring.

by fbgm4evs February 26, 2011

State Trooper

An underpaid AAA serviceman with a gun and a God complex.

That state trooper just wrote me a ticket for going two miles over! What a dick!

by Goobber April 29, 2021

Facebook Idol Status

After American Idol, when people put who they think should have or should not have been voted off, or who should or should not have won. Very popular after the finale.

Facebook Idol Statuses

Name Lastname is OMG Adam Lambert should have won Idol!
Name Lastname is KRIS<33333
Name Lasname: I LOVE DANNY G!

by kateeeee! May 20, 2009

Washington State

Washington State is a cloudy but beautiful green state on the NorthWest tip of the US. It is very well known for it's awesome Starbucks Coffee drinks and it's consistent chance of rain. Residents around the area were very friendly and welcoming. Some of it's developing cities include Seattle, Spokane, Bellingham, Vancouver, Renton, Tacoma, Bellevue, and Everett.

Washington state has the best marijuana, hands down.

by stonlinchung May 1, 2012

Gas Station Rule

When traveling to a gas station or store in a car, everyone gets their seat back when returning to the vehicle, if in the store for less than 20 minutes.

-Shotgun!

-no, you n00b! Gas station rule!

by bryan C. July 23, 2007