squirrel patch

Your "squirrel patch" is for men, mostly, the nasty section of hair above your ass and on your lower back. This is for men who are not hairy like BigFoot, all over their backs...this term just refers to the ugly "patch" of hair at the bottom of the back.

That bitch scowled when I took of my shirt and she first glanced at my squirrel patch when I had my back turned toward her.

by LDog17 August 22, 2011

Angry Squirrel

Do this with your partner’s back pressed against the base of a tree. During vaginal sex, inconspicuously feed your partner peanuts until you ejaculate. When you do, pinch their tits, then quickly and powerfully shove a feather duster up your partners ass. (Brush side out) They should try to scramble up the tree while making a noise that resembles an angry squirrel.

She had scars on her back from when I gave her an angry squirrel.

by ThatsNotVeryNice January 15, 2020

fart squirrel

Fart squirrel, also known as a common skunk.. Internet peoples way to call animals based on what they are discovering on their own

I was outside and I came upon a fart squirrel.. It sprayed me

by Internet's_translator January 2, 2016

Dirt Squirrel

Someone who is promiscuous and Likes all forms of debauchery . Often says or does "pervy" or rude things. Often displays moral inconsistencies . Can be used to replace words such as ; skank, whore, pig, perv, asshole, player, etc.

Sophia, you were such a dirt squirrel with that guy the other night .

Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.

by Kmd89 April 26, 2016

Ground Squirrel

Some species of squirrel a gay retard made up to prove his subscribers were retarded about what kind of squirrels there are

"There's a ground squirrel under my house! That mother fucker!"

by Autismo Slicer November 21, 2017

cum squirrel

When you give a facial to someone with teeth that stick out.

Woah those are some big ass teeth... I'd love to make you my little cum squirrel and bust a nut on your face.

by Lunar Darkness May 20, 2017

Squirrel Hunt

Having sex with a girl while shes on her period. Named because the action of slamming your hammer and causing it to start to bleed is like killing a small rodent.

Yo man, i just gave my girl a squirrel hunt!
Thats disqusting...

by JFWLAX October 8, 2011