Cold Spaghetti

Out of style, not cool anymore, not trending, totally uncool.

Dude #1: Hey, dude! Did you see my new video about fidget spinners?
Dude #2: Oh, you still like fidget spinners? Dude, that's cold spaghetti.

by GamingDudester December 4, 2017

mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

spaghetti toilet

The euphemism you use when your teacher bans the term "skibidi toilet." This definition is brought to you by my 9 year old little sister.

Teacher: That's it!!! No more talking about Skibidi Toilet in class!
Cocomelon Kid: I watch spaghetti toilet. :)

by a suspicious baka August 24, 2025

spaghetti

is an bowl made out of flour and eggs the best thing in the word.

i hope she makes a lot of spaghetti!

by RANDOMIZED_SPAGHETTI February 13, 2024

spaghetty

Da ultra-cheap "food of choice" consumed by da also-super-parsimonious "evil twin" of da infamous obsessively-penny-pinching horse-grain-munching Depression-era millionairess.

I wonder if spaghetty is more or less expensive per pound of reconstituted product than oatmeal?

by QuacksO June 15, 2021

Spaghetti

A skinny penis

Ewww you have spaghetti!!!

by JulioIsDeadInside June 15, 2018

Spaghetti Kid

Someone who is likely to be a school shooter.

Commonly identified by greasy hair, dark clothing, the wearing of trench coats or other winter coats in moderate weather, looks up pictures of guns in class, etc.
Originates from the accumulation of grease in one's that causes the hair to depict strands of spaghetti.

"I sit in front of Sam in chemistry, and I'm scared he's gonna pull out a gun at any moment"

"I know! I hate Spaghetti Kids"

by The Grass Master September 9, 2018