smoke show

A word used to describe a sereously hot girl (must not be overused and abused on medeocarly hot woman!)

"Man that girl is a fucking smoke show!"

by Laurier Little House B3 January 3, 2005

one man show

1. (adj.) refers to someone who runs everything.
2. (v.) in university ling, refers to someone who has no girlfriend, and thus masturbates.

1. "He does the hiring, he manages the money... its a one man show!"
2. Guy 1: "Does Jimmy have a girlfriend?"
Guy 2: "No dude. He's running a one man show, if you know what I mean."

by uniboi September 8, 2005

That '70s Show

One of the best shows in history. Eric, main character, is a wuss but a funny smartass, and is cut out of the show, making it terrible. Donna, intelligent feminist, is his girlfriend throughout the series. Kelso, kind of like the village idiot, is probably the funniest part of the show, and is also cut out of the show. Hyde, paranoid badass, lives with the Formans. Jackie, gorgeous rich girl who is with Kelso, Hyde, and then Fez, the foreign perv whose origin is unknown. It can get very melodramatic, though, and the story lines are screwed up sometimes, but amazing anyway. The series should have ended at the 7th season. Up until the 8th season, the show was relatively classy and involved Really funny repeated stuff, like the Circle, or Kelso falling off the water tower.
Another great additional character is Leo.

Steven Hyde : I knew hooking up with Jackie was a big mistake but I did it anyway. That's what she does, man. She makes you stupid. I bet Kelso was composing symphonies before he met her.

Bro, do you watch That '70s Show?
Nah man, not since they took out Eric and Kelso and put in Randy. What a dumbass.

by Dumbass70 August 29, 2011

Cooking show

A game or a competition that's rigged in favor of one party over the others.

FIBA Asia 2015 finals is a cooking show. Those referees surely received a handsome sum of money.

by Nctpp November 19, 2015

donkey show

A sex act involving a woman and a donkey in which the woman fornicates with said donkey, typically performed in rural Mexican cities.

I paid 5 pesos to see the donkey show in Tijuana.

by Lustmord February 27, 2005

92.5 KQRS Morning Show

The best radio morning show ever. Based in Minneapolis/St. Paul, broadcasting from about 5:30 to 9:20 on weekdays and hosted by Tom Barnard, the KQ morning show features a menagerie of cast members, guests, listener letters and calls, news, dead pool, football picks, weather and traffic, music, and basically the best entertainment you can fit into less than four hours. The show also has an extensive website with photos related to guests and stories, photos sent in by listeners, separated at birth, and KQ Classic Babes.

The cast includes host Tom, co-hostess and queen of bad jokes Terri Traen, drop (bits of audio clipped from news, television shows, movies, or the show itself) and computer screen jockey Brian Zepp, official knower of porn Bryce Krauser, local journalist and sports man Bob Sansevere, betting king, general pessimist and jewish influence Mike Gelfand, local Fox news anchor Jeff Passolt, former NFL (including Minnesota Vikings) and resident black man Phillip Wise, and phone guy Justin Seaverson. Also calling daily is hollywood gossip man and weekly singer of Aloha Friday Mike Evans, and a frequent guest is interviewer Brad Blanks. Another occasional visiter is comedian Louie Anderson, who has been known to come on and then remain for the rest of the show.

KQ is known for their gameshows in which they give away prizes including tickets to concerts or sporting events. Common gameshows include "Real Tabloid Story or Not" (Complete with musical accompaniment of Harrison Ford movie theme montage beginning with Indiana Jones), "Real Porn Title or Not", "Real Band Name or Not", "Get it Right or Sound Like a Moron", "Password 92", "Match Game 92" and "Ach'ya or Nich'nich" (inspired by Sasha Baron Cohen as Bruno).

KQ has listeners all around the world, and was successful enough to defeat Howard Stern when he came to Minnesota. Listeners who miss the show, live out of broadcasting range, or just don't get up early, can catch the show on their website or download the podcast (available in iTunes).

They also go to Vegas once a year, usually in the fall or early winter. Then, as one drop says "All hell is gonna break loose."

Common sounds from the 92.5 KQRS Morning Show:
Terri: Okay I've got a joke-
Rest of cast: (general moans of displeasure)

Tom: It's 6:40, 40 minutes after 6 o'clock, little news, little information here at KQ.

Tom: And lets get three callers on the phone it's time to play...
(Theme from Raiders of the Lost Ark begins)
Tom:Real Tabloid Story or Not.

by RC555 August 22, 2008

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008