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shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024
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Shart Residue

A term referring to the amount of fecal matter left over in ones undergarments as result of a large fart
(usually unintentional).
the room fell silent when all the party goers smelled Timmy's Shart Residue.
by Uhmurecuh February 10, 2012
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Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited
that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches
by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023
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shart

sharting is where you fart so hard you shit your fucking pants or in this case you "shart"
person 1: bro i think i sharted

person 2: lemme get a sniff homie
by little piss master 420 April 3, 2022
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shart

a mix between a fart and a shit
by a human dictionary June 1, 2021
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SHART

Shart is a fart and shit at the same time.....

It is literally in the name.
I'm gonna shart yourself....
by Aaa-ron June 20, 2021
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sharted

a fart but wet with shit
i sharted my pants last night it was horrible.
by anonymous November 4, 2020
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