by anonymous October 21, 2020
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I love every single thing about my bby sami, i love how she texts me, i love how she stays up with me, i love her adorable face, i love her beautiful eyes, i love her eyebrows, i love the way she talks, i love how she stays up every night with me, i love how she always tries to fight about her loving me more when i obviously love her more, and so on. i could write for days about how much i absolutely adore and admire my bby.
by anonymous March 9, 2021
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Get the Sami mug.A pussy that has a distinct odor typically present prior to a heavy menstrual cycle. Likely had a taste of a handrail or a roll on pennies. Likely an acute state of a pussy, but is found in less common cases to be chronic. Derived from the terms “salmon” and “pussy”.
“Yo, who the fuck ate some kinda tuna salad or fish in the break room??”
“Nah man, that’s not lunch, that’s the secretary’s salmiepuss on the bosses lips”
“Ooo, gross. That’s like a lunch I guess”
“Nah man, that’s not lunch, that’s the secretary’s salmiepuss on the bosses lips”
“Ooo, gross. That’s like a lunch I guess”
by AgentWhales February 4, 2021
Get the salmiepuss mug.A pussy that has a distinct odor typically present prior to a heavy menstrual cycle. Likely to have a taste of a handrail or a roll on pennies. Typically an acute state of a pussy, but is found in less common cases to be chronic. Derived from the terms “salmon” and “pussy”.
“Yo, who the fuck ate some kinda tuna salad or fish in the break room??”
“Nah man, that’s not lunch, that’s the secretary’s salmiepuss on the bosses lips”
“Ooo, gross. That’s like a lunch I guess”
“Nah man, that’s not lunch, that’s the secretary’s salmiepuss on the bosses lips”
“Ooo, gross. That’s like a lunch I guess”
by AgentWhales February 4, 2021
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Salmiakis tastes sweet and salty at the same time. ( Mostly salty )
Salmiakis tastes sweet and salty at the same time. ( Mostly salty )
by Shirks March 15, 2021
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