salty cock

when a person is being cocky and salty they are a salty cock

ben: im so good at this all beat you w out trying
friend: *ends up winning*
ben: you only have on cos im injured
friend: stop being a salty cock!

by 444ngelll May 1, 2023

Salty Sailor

A body shot where you pour rum down a man's back, letting it trickle through his crack and past his taint, catching it in your mouth as it drips off his balls.

Martha watched in aww as her friend Mikey did a salty sailor off of the ripped stripper at the bar.

by IdHitThat August 6, 2023

salty surprise

gravy with some salt and marshmallows

i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes

by coloie November 28, 2021

salty rat

When ur a god at skating they call u a “salty rat” founded by Ricky rat

“Man did u see that steely nollie laser bs crook”

“ ye bro that’s a salty rat right there for sure”

by Romo rat April 1, 2021

salty carlos

A salty Carlos

A salty Carlos is a hamaphrodites genital secretion covered over a Monte Carlo biscuit and injested through the bum hole

We bought heaps of salty Carlos’ at the all male brothel and “ate” them all in one day

by Coxysauras April 27, 2021

Salty dreams

A phrase used instead of sweet for the sake of humour. Sometimes, this is said in an ironic manner as sweet dreams would be a nightmare for a diabetic patient.

Person 1: "Aight, imma head out now, bois"
Person 2: "Haha, I guess, hope you have salty dreams!"
Person 1: "Haha, wait what?

by Joebama bin Lagin June 30, 2022

Salty Bozo

Someone Who Cums Pure Salt

Hey Tobi Your A Salty Bozo

by JadeSnoww October 27, 2022