Salman Rushdie

Indian-born Author of the Satanic Verses. Currently on the run from a fatwah, or death decree, issued in 1989 by the Ayatollah Khomeini, after alegations that the book blasphemes against Islam. His cause is championed by the likes of Bono from U2.

Salman Rushdie gave an interview with Rolling Stone a couple of years ago. I don't know what happened to him since. I think we would've heard if the goons had caught up with him.

by the Pope July 22, 2004

rustbucket

An older-model car that has not been maintained well,once used to describe late 50s-early 70s cars with tailfins but now can also be applied to 80s cars.Rustbuckets typically belong to people who,though they often have the means to get a newer car,are holding onto the past with both hands(see Dead Elvis).The back of a rustbucket tends to drag the ground,the exhaust pipes belch black fog,the seats spill stuffing and the air conditioner seldom works.

"Get a load of that old rustbucket,it hansn't seen a fresh coat of paint since Nixon was Prez!"

by sns21274 October 8, 2009

rush limbaugh

A polite term for a "huge bag of fermenting crap".

Woaaaa! Carefull!!! Don't step on that pile of "Rush Limbaugh".

by Rush's Mom June 14, 2004

ruskie

A Russian person. A person of Russian descent.

The term is affectionate, not disparaging.

Igor the Ruskie is coming over to play chess this afternoon. Would you like a game with him.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

rush limbaugh

An unimaginably huge person who has grown so large that he has collapsed into his own anus so that he is now invisible and can only be detectd by the billions of OXYCONTIN PILLS that he sucks in because they cannot escape his gravitational/addictational force. Known for his astute views on sports.

Dude 1: "Excuse me, sir, but don't you think that the NBA is just promoting this LeBron James person because they want black players to succeed? Is he really more talented than many white players?"

Dude 2: "WTF, dude, are you twisted on OXYCONTIN PILLS, or are you just rush limbaugh? Seriously, you better STFU before you get fired off ESPN, dawg. Oops, too late."

by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005

Ruslan

A name that is Trukic and means "lion". It was given the deffinition lion because anyone who has Ruslan as a name is automatically beast and fucks chicks all day and night long...can also mean receiver of oral sex. People with this name also have a higher tendencies to puke in friends bathrooms because they drink 3 and 1/2 glasses of mountain dew on game night. People with the name Ruslan are fucking beast and pwn noobs, and are probly in your moms bedroom motorboating her!

Dude Ruslan is beast and wait a minute he's fucking my girlfriend.
Well I could go Ruslan on your ass but then you would officially be fucked in the ass.

by Russianruru March 2, 2011

Russian Kiss

Kissing someone with a shot of vodka in your mouth; or taking a vodka shot with someone else's mouth

Tom: "Bro, this chick got me hammered with her mouth"
Jacob: "A Russian Kiss?"
Tom: "Without a Russian chick"

by HaggardHag December 1, 2016