by Great value Sonic August 14, 2023
Get the Roman Seleznev mug.The creation of this marked the fall of the roman empire. The oculus is a design so mindless only the most imbecilic humans could have dreamed it up. If you visit it bring your umbrella for the bird poop and rain.
Person 1: I went to see the roman oculus the other day
Person 2: wow did you lose intelligence when you saw how stupid it was?
Person 1: probably, a bird pooped on me too. The rain coming through washed it off though.
Person 2: wow did you lose intelligence when you saw how stupid it was?
Person 1: probably, a bird pooped on me too. The rain coming through washed it off though.
by CharleneLover9000 June 2, 2017
Get the roman oculus mug.the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.
“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.
by jef weulard October 16, 2021
Get the roman candle mug.Roman is that one guy, that ONE guy everybody knows. A "Roman" builds many things, things most sane people would think is absolutely fucking crazy. (i.e. a motorized bike trailer.)
Person 1: Dude, did you see that wooden go-kart?
Person 2: Yeah, the guy who built it is a total Roman.
Person 2: Yeah, the guy who built it is a total Roman.
by bitch_ass_bitch May 31, 2023
Get the Roman mug.The act of a man using their erect penis to physically manipulate another physical object. For example, a man using their penis to push a hole through a sheet of drywall.
Bro, I pulled a Roman Tyler yesterday and poked a massive hole through my fence so my neighbor could feast their eyes on my gigantic bone hammer while grilling.
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