Rob

Rob. Loud annoying as fuck! Usually has the smallest dick of all the men on earth! Tries to compensate.

Man! That poor chick has to deal w a rob! Man with small penis

by Flapjacks69 January 3, 2020

rob raymond

a south park loving autistic acting bald band director who doesn’t give a shit except for once every 2 weeks when he gets moody

rob raymond is a drag queen

by fugly cunt March 18, 2024

rob the cradle

a person who finds themselves in relationships with those much younger than themselves with at least a five year age gap

Look at how young that bitch is

Are you finna rob the cradle bro?

by sansxfuckyou March 2, 2022

Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

Robbing a corner store

A black person that walks in without a mask because theyre face is the mask and they most likely are there to rob some grape soda or something.

Hey is that black man robbing a corner store?

by A blackie of the blackie September 21, 2022

Don't be a rob

Equivalent to don't be a bitch

Don't be a rob and and just get it done it's just work

by Stu_pedasso February 7, 2025

Robbed

Watching porn on an IPad while wanking.

I Robbed one out.

by JonSmithSubs May 10, 2024