Reverse Vampire

When you have blood in your semen and you inject it into the front hole of an unsuspecting partner.

Hey bud, did your ball blood shit clear up yet?

Not yet, but I did get to reverse vampire that bitch last night. I guess that’s okay.

👍

by VampTrampStamp March 23, 2022

Reverse Marine

Someone who arrives to an event last, and leaves first. Unlike the reputation of the Marines (First to show up, and last leave), Reverse Marines avoid unsavory events by coming late, and leaving early. Particularly applicable to:

-Class
-Meetings
-Parties
-Sexual Encounters

Jeff: Hey man, did you even show up for class this morning?
RM: Yeah, I slept in but was too hungover to make it 'til 10. Decided to pull a Reverse Marine.

Ali: So did Chris ever show up last night?
Jen: He rolled in 2 hours after when he said he'd show up. He came after I went down on him, and then took off while I was in the bathroom!
Ali: I TOLD you he was a reverse marine!

by Jack Banalae September 3, 2010

Reverse Handkerchief

Sniffing panties. Particularly with the gusto one would blow their nose into a handkerchief, only inhaling as opposed to exhaling.

Michael knew what Josh was really doing in his mom’s bathroom. He heard the loud whiffs of several reverse handkerchiefs.

by musinon July 2, 2019

reverse pancake

A method of wrestling-like slamming which involves taking your opponent already on the ground and flattening them with your back like a spatula would to a pancake. Also deriving its name from the move NFL offensive tackle Orlando Pace would perform to opposing linebackers, the pancake block, but reverse

A: Yo, you seen dat Bernie Mac thing from the Bernie Mac show?
B: The one where he does the reverse pancake at the store over a box of cereal?
A: Yeeeeeeah.

by goosemcallister May 1, 2021

Reverse Darryl

While running someone over with a motorcycle and wearing a maid outfit yell reverse Darryl

My grandma died because she got “Reverse Darryl’ed”.

by Swag_Master_9000 April 18, 2022

Reverse Charades

A ritual in which some old person who doesn't remember what they are talking about says random things that they remember about the thing that they are talking about and people nearby try to guess what the hell they are referring to.

A:"Well, I'm talking about that guy.."
B:"What guy?"
A:"The guy in that movie!"
C:"What movie?"
A:"The movie where...."
.....
B&C: "...No more Reverse Charades! Shoot us now plz"

by Enigma1337 August 12, 2008

Reverse Johnny

where a person under 100 iq nuts on spaghetti and eats it

hi can i have a Reverse Johnny please?

by Thick yellow m&m May 18, 2019