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Why am I reading this?

The first words that pop into your head when you read something so indescribably horrid, foul, unhallowed and profane that all your belief in humanity vanishes, replaced with a searing hate of all fanfiction writers and suethors in the civilized universe.
Examples: Harry Potter fanfics, Pokemon fanfics, House of Night fanfics
Let's see... Yeah, I like HoN. Zoey's a Sue, but well... What is this? She can't even write. ZoeyxEric? Unoriginal. Issat a sex sce- why am I reading this?
by Eresh May 12, 2010
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ready brek

The words referring to the taste of the female reproductive organs when performing oral sex. This can be used in many situations, also referring to whether a person has experienced oral sex recently.
Zak, you had any ready brek recently?
Yo, what was your ready brek like?
by Lewis Jackson January 8, 2007
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Like Reading Braille

When a chick's tits are so small feeling her chest is like attempting to read braille.
"Man her tits are so small, I may have to learn to read braille before I nail her!"

(Thus feeling her up is like reading braille)
by Brandaminator October 2, 2006
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Pokimane x reader

HAHAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ACTUALLY GONNA FIND A POKIMANE FANFICTION, KILL YOURSELF YOU RETARDED SIMP
If you unironically were searching for a pokimane x reader fanfiction, kill yourself right now.
by I eat poop 69 April 13, 2022
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Reader.

A sick individual. Killed my mom. I always knew he was the real deal, but his internet antics made me think he was all fun and games. I thought he was COOL
Reader. has been all over the web. He goes by several different names and has been banned from every board he posts at.
by butthurtFAGGOT July 6, 2009
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The Reader

An amazing movie with Kate Winslet that is about sexual tension. Set during The Holocaust.
I just watched The Reader and I cried so much! It was so sad!
by poolshark01989 May 26, 2009
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North Reading

Formerly 2/3 farm land in Northeastern Massachusetts. Dialing a phone back in the 70s only consisted of 5 numbers. Now you must dial an area code, exchange, number and press (1) for English. Was once able to ride down the main street on a bike wearing a blindfold while picking your nose. Now in the new millennium there is a Wendy's, Macdonald's and a Wal-Mart with gulls circling around the parking lots. Even though there is multi-million dollar homes you still need the Spanish-English dictionary if you want to buy a burger. Kids bring weapons to school in their parents BMWs or Mercedes and pop oxycontin like candy from a pez dispenser. All the original townies still think it is 1980 and they wear tight jeans and have mullets. All the new rich people are stuck up fucks that think their shit don't stink, and the cross-over people that cut their mullets off became stuck up cunts.
North Reading used to be a nice little town with quiet safe streets, but now it is just an over populated, forest ruining, money hungry Jones following city.
by Dink Weed February 21, 2008
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