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Potty Shot

The profile pics used on social networks that have been taken in the bathroom mirror in order to obtain the perfect pose.
I want to look really good for my new profile pic, so I am going to use the bathroom mirror and make it a potty shot.
by c-ality May 12, 2012
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pottyus

President of the Tremendously Yooge United States
Donny Tinyhands is the first POTTYUS.
by Valerie F. de Daulles January 23, 2017
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petty

a mix of being over dramatic about simple things or game and being extra or having and attiude.
people that are petty get very mad if you call them out for being petty.
Kiara is petty for getting up set after losing in football, its just a game .
by dpfundipper November 2, 2017
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Patty

A patty is another name for a girl.

However, patties are the lowest form of woman. They are often very jarring and they are never wifed up by the boys

A philosopher once said patties are like pints; you just buy a new one. If a patty isn’t working, it doesn’t matter, just replace her. Swap her with ur boys patty instead perhaps.

Patties are often manipulative. Coining the phrase “never trust patties”. In a mans life, at some point they will trust a patty, but after, they learn their lesson forever

Patties on a good side, are easy tings to get with at clubs (known as a “patty-ting”). However, NEVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A PATTY
Ollie - “Bro you on a patty-ting tonight?”

Me - “fuck that brother, I don’t like patties any more”

Ollie - “fairs g, patties are too jarring
by PattyAwareness.org May 3, 2022
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Shitty kitty potty marbles

Shitty kitty potty marbles are the small gifts of a gassy food loving cat named chrissy. They come in all sorts or colors but mostly brown. Chrissy is often found batting her marbles around in a big bowl of water when she thinks no one is looking.
Eww shitty kitty potty marbles! I hate you chrissy!
by chicky.has.been.shot January 29, 2014
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potty hole

I just pooped one of those poops that feels like a jagged rock, and man does my potty hole hurt.
by cornelius flux November 18, 2009
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potty surfing

(v) the act of dropping a turd in the toilet and having water splash up on your ass.
I just got back from potty surfing and my ass is soaked!
by Snark Chariot November 3, 2011
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