Put kibble in the bowl

Expression to explain to dogs why you have to go to work. (Cats don't care.)

I know you don't want me to go to work (name of dog). But I gotta put kibble in the bowl, buddy, kibble in the bowl.

by Don Heflin October 20, 2022

Put the chair on the wall

Shut the fuck up

Hey Kid put the chair on the wall!

by Ooga booga uhhh November 6, 2018

put you d

put you d — put you on

" let me put you d with this girl “

by aubmarie.__ February 6, 2022

Put the balls away

When you mess up or make a mistake

Charlotte : oh shit I messed up !
Lola : oh god !
Christina : put the balls away sweetie !

by Azing102 January 8, 2019

Put me hip

To inform someone on something

Guy 1: I saw that video last night, put me hip to what actually happened
Guy 2: Jammie got mad at Jen because she slept with her boyfriend

by RatFaceAss June 10, 2019

Put some lipstick on it

A way to ask for oral sex.

Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."

Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."

Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."

by Freezod September 29, 2012

give put me

a phrase used by @94STILLINLOUVE on twitter.
(who has a very sexy layout i might add)

'someone give put me on the urban dictionary now '

by louislovebot January 12, 2021