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Punching Babies

The act of repeatedly fisting a pregnant lady.
Banging her mid pregnancy felt a little discomforting, so i opted to just go punching babies instead...
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Punching the Blanket

When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."
Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."
by padsy69 April 15, 2011
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Punch lines

Prepared rhymes/Bars thatchu kick in a battle. You could say the opposite of a freestyle. sometimes it's hard to tell wether it's freestyle or if its a punch line.
Man, that aint' freestyle he prepared those rhymes on the way here.

2. Dude: yeah, damn punch lines i'm tellin' ya..
by whatchu lookin' at October 26, 2006
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Chris Punch

The act of punching as one would if they were Chris Redfield from Resident Evil. Most notably using his massive and destructive biceps to epically demolish anything in his way. The Chris Punch is normally proceeded by a "whooshing" sound.
As the zombie attacked Nicholas, he Chris Punched him and exploded his head.
by execute63 January 23, 2011
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soul punching

Sex that is so powerful, intense, and orgasmic that it literally hits each other soul.
Omg, sex with her last night was amazingly soul punching.
by GhettoGeek February 24, 2015
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Bucket Punch

The act of defecating in a 5 gallon bucket and slamming the bucket over your best friend's head. This results in a frenzied motion of your friend trying to remove the bucket from atop his head. After he successfully removes said bucket, you punch him in the face and say "you've just been Bucket Punched."
"Hey bro you see that chinese kid get bucket punched in Home Ec the other day?"
"No."
by steelroots2013 December 7, 2011
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Punched the tabby

slammed a can of beer, or pop
I woke up this morning, got dress, punched the tabby
by Ynot 999 August 18, 2006
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