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Prem Jani

Physically superior to all other brown boys. He does the best push-ups you have ever seen. He gets the tickets hoes.
Damn Prem Jani do be thiccc.
by Astrology&Numerology666 December 17, 2019
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Premature talking

Premature talking is when you are not at the "talking"phase of a relationship or friendship, but you are getting there. This might take weeks,months, even years but eventually you will leave the premature talking phase and into the "talking" phase. It might take a little time but eventually you will enter the phase of "talking".
by Youngmanwwwww December 20, 2019
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premade jellyfish

its be your jelly but a fish⍨ ,as well it been premade by a dick shit like lewis.

marry dick shit🌵🐾🌳🦔🦔🦔🐕🐳🦔
sam: hay were my jelly
lewis:i made a premade jellyfish

sam:noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
by ciller cattle March 13, 2020
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preemptive defensiveness

1) When an ultra “woke” liberal is so full of shit, they call out there own BS before you can.

2) A liberal that can read your thoughts, ESP, and scolds you for something you’re, supposedly, about to say or accuse them of.

3) A liberal who obstructs your ability to refute him/her/they/them/we/it/blaugh/
hugh?/whatever. They reference an attack on their position or themselves, before you do.
1) It: “Gender fluid” is a real term. I know because I heard it on The View. And, don’t mansplain to me that it’s not a real thing! Me: I’m teaching a biology class. Sit your nappy ass down, knock off the preemptive defensiveness, and learn something of real value, besides nonsensical feminazi terms.

2) It: Were you just about to “mansplain” how to fix my computer? Me: Um? You, sorry them, called the I.T. department because your computer wasn’t plugged into the wall. Stop your preemptive defensiveness and learn something the rest of the world already knows.

3) She: The male patriarchy is responsible for these tyrannical men hiring scantly dressed women at this facility. I don’t want to hear any nonsense about contracts, free will, customer requests, or that most of the employees are female! Men like you are the reason we, women, don’t make enough money to be liberated from the shackles of oppression! All men are controlling pigs, and you’re a disgusting, intolerant, misogynist. Me: No need for preemptive defensiveness Ms. Swift. These are the dancers you hired for your new music video. She: Oh. Well send them backstage and get me some coffee, peasant!
by Nick Harbeston April 17, 2020
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Prehistoric Bitch

1.)One that uses old comebacks to make someone feel shitty about themselves.
2.) millipede or any type of pede
“Becky is such a prehistoric bitch calling me fat like my mom ”
“Becky’s body looks like a prehistoric bitch”
by Mliv April 18, 2020
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prehumptial agreement

Bill and Jane signed a prehumptial agreement before engaging in intercourse
by thearauser May 1, 2020
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Prehipster

The generation pre hipsters that think they had it all figured out
I was a prehipster, this cafe was cool before is was "pre cool"
by Feidhlie May 9, 2020
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