Hot pockets

Why did those have to get recalled? (Unless your reading in 2100)

Daddy loves his hot pockets. He eats them all the time.

by My yee 2 January 17, 2021

Pocket Cow

Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati

Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!

Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?

by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023

Pocket Meme

Similar to an inside joke, a pocket meme is a recurring meme that exists within a small group and is used frequently

Person A: that road trip was jumbo large
Person B: So jumbo large
Person C: what is "jumbo large?"
Persons A and B: Just a pocket meme, bro, you wouldn't understand

by zoo804 June 16, 2016

frost pocket

A frigid girl's clout.

"I've been workin' on this lass called Rain for weeks now. Nowt's happening though. Divvent think I'm ever getting into that frost pocket."

by Eggnog Friday and The Dame November 24, 2013

pocket nuke

A tactical nuclear weapon, pocket-sized, capable of vaporizing one full sized adult and with zero nuclear fallout.

I dropped a pocket nuke on that moron and vaporized his ass.

by JZoll November 18, 2015

Small Pockets

DIsease or condition caused by being out of work and broke AF.

" Is it true you got a bad case of the 'small pockets' due to that covid-19 ?"

" Damn she fixin to starve to death due to coming down with 'small pockets' she ain't got not a cent to her name ."

by PUPPETMACDONALD April 15, 2020

pocket kronks

A specific pocket-pair in poker.

Noah looked down at his cards and exclaimed, "pocket kronks, yeees!"

by BattleCrap October 27, 2017