Polynesian Pile Driver

Perform a normal pile driver. Lay a woman on her back and force her legs over her head. The man squats over the woman and forces his erect penis downward into the woman's vagina. The man then thrusts up and down like a jackhammer. In addition, the man takes the spiky head of a pineapple and shoves it up the woman's ass providing a very unpleasant sensation, along with a nice aroma and possible bleeding. If you want to get fancy and perform a "Polynesian pearl piledriver" the man must also dip his balls in honey and shaved coconut adding to the pleasant aroma.

My bitch was in the mood for pineapples, so I gave her a Polynesian pile driver. Nonetheless she never asked for pineapples again.
Sex piledriver pineapple

by hoover50 November 7, 2015

Pies

Lame Twat Who Smokes Far Too Much w33d.

I'm too Pied to launch meh fleet.

by NEcro January 23, 2003

Pies

da bomb or hero are things to discribe

That man is fking Pies

by Pies January 18, 2003

pile driver

The penis. Often used in reference to sodomy.

I whipped out my enormous pile driver and rammed it into my boyfriend's tight ass.

by Sue de Nimes June 26, 2005

Portland Piledriver

When a man shits on a woman's bare naked chest, rubs it around with his ass, wipes his dick in it, slaps the woman in the face with it, then makes her suck his dick

Portland Piledriver

by Zach Clovis December 1, 2010

Piesea

Piesea is a ship between ChelseaAnimates and mrpiespy3
both myths in the roblox community,

Fangirl1: "AAAA, DID YOU SEE HOW CHELSEA(REFICUL) LOOKED AT PIE?? THEY'RE SO CUTE!!"
Fangirl2: "I KNOW RIGHT, THEY CARE SO MUCH FOR EACHOTHER"
Fangirl 1: "PIESEA IS THE CUTEST!"

by DanlowBee May 26, 2020

acid pile

a large and frizzy creature usualy found in the south-east of england

does not need one at the time being

by biggy and Triple J April 21, 2005