Pee tard

Peeing one's pants in an unfortunate situation.
Someone who thought the drop of fear was for sight seeing. Peed his pants on the way down. The pee hit the people in the line. Peee - tard!
by Kevee March 03, 2005
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pee into a violin

To waste effort on someone or something.
Don't tell Mr. Panayotis that you can finish that project tonight. Telling him something like that is like trying to pee into a violin!
by pentozali December 06, 2005
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Why my pee pee blue?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with a extraterrestrial urination may be blue.
Him: why my pee pee blue?
Doctor: it seems like you fucked E.T.
by Fishyotter March 28, 2018
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period pee

The strange smelling urine produced when a woman is on her period.
That public bathroom smells like crap, fish, and period pee.
by Sex! February 03, 2008
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Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

The man who hides in your closet and sneaks into your bathroom while you are sleeping to steal your poopie and pee pee. He comes out only on the occasional times of the year where the moon is full and there is total darkness. He is such a sly man that when he loots your poopie you wouldn’t ever even seem to notice, it’s almost like he was never even there! He is sneaky boy who feigns for your poopie, you can not hide it from him, he will ALWAYS find it.
Person 1: Yo have you been noticing your poop going missing lately?
Person 2: That’s crazy asf bro! I been noticing the same thing lately! It must be the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, it was a full moon last night!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 07, 2020
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pee poo

the area between where you pee and poo
god, my pee poo really hurts cause I'm on my period!
by oopeep January 15, 2010
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Pee Pussy

An immature girl, only biologically an adult.

Implies that she has not learned to keep herself clean, thus her pussy probably smells like pee, and not worth your effort.

Characterized by giggling when being courted, asking inane questions about sex, using way too many emoticons, and general incompetence with adult concepts.

She's usually hnnng level adorable, which makes finding out she's a Pee Pussy so very heartbreaking.

Her pussy might also smell like pee.
Guy 1 "I was flirting with her and she just giggled and had a stupid look on her face."

Guy 2 "Oh, wow, she might be a Pee Pussy"

Guy 1 "Then we were cuddling, I try to start fooling around and anywhere I touch her is ticklish and she can't stop laughing. Shes 22 for fuck's sake!"

Guy 2 "Yeah man, she's a total Pee Pussy, get out while you still can!"
by navezskullz May 14, 2012
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