shrimp potter

Noun. An indivual, usually femail but not necessarily so, who has a particular knack for attracting men with small penises.

Christ Sharon, I've e done it again, picked up a guy last night who rattled around like a marble in a bin lid. Why am I the world's biggest shrimp Potter?

by Myersrum April 9, 2024

Potter beaver

A woman’s pubic hair, styled in the shape of a lightning bolt in tribute to Harry Potter’s scar.

You can tell she’s a millennial because she has a Potter beaver.

by Jenbaugh May 24, 2024

Harry Potter

A character from a JK Roweling book. He came out of the closet and got assaulted by two old men.

Harry Potter’s dick is a three millimetre defeater!

by FouthNose July 6, 2022

Harry Potter Fanfiction

Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?

"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"

by anonymous June 7, 2022

harry potter liberal

a middle-aged woman that is obsessed with status quo democrats

elizabeth is such a harry potter liberal! shes got "#bidenharris" in her twitter bio

by apeuprising June 22, 2022

Potter

Harry potter stan that is in love with harry potter to the point they change their name because they're a loser. They can be seen wearing Harry Potter merch, talks about Harry Potter none stop and/or wants to be married/dating Harry Potter.

1. Is that hanna smith? why is her last name potter??
2. Yeah but she changed her name because shes a harry potter stan
1. thats gross

by suck_my_chicken September 5, 2022