Plumber Method

When you masturbate furiously with a drunken flaccid penis, in the hope that it will somehow come alive through your hopeless need.

Jim had had at least 7 scotches and when he was realistic about it, it was more like 9. It was starting to look like one of those nights where he'd need the plumber method to get things going.

by TheDuckMan May 29, 2009

Plump Turkey

Making a girl eat a lot then shove your penis down her throat to make her vomit.

Yea I just gave her a plump turkey now I have to clean up my bed sheets.

by Tootie Frootie Tommy November 25, 2010

Plumber's soup

Another name for French Onion soup, as it sometimes resembles a clogged toilet.

That plumber's soup sure looks nasty.

by mpzeeeee August 4, 2011

Plumpy

Plumpy means soft, big, comfy and nice to sit or lie down on

Bill: Dude I got a new duvet it's so Plumpy.
Connor: Oh I love new plumpy things they are so comfy.
Bill: You should come check it out?
Connor: I will do that tomorrow!

by Crazyyy123 October 7, 2015

Plumbing

Bhe act of saving a life when a person is drowning or choking by repetitively thrusting one's penis in and out of the person's throat. The thrusting creates a plumbing effect that forces the obstruction to move up the throat. This action is in no way sexual; it should only be used during times of grave danger.

Dude! Ellen was drowning at the pool today! Luckily, the lifeguard pulled her out of the water and started plumbing her until she coughed up the water.

by 6HyungPaq9 June 3, 2010

puerto rican plumb bob

its when you're fucking a girl from behind in a port-a-potty and you dunk her head as you cum.

A.W. just dropped the puerto rican plumb bob on some chick at the UW tailgate. Bring the hand sanitizer.

by TacoTimmyT July 6, 2009

plummet

when a person jumps from a height of minimum 2 stories

Levi told Jeff to plummet when he broke the overhead in chem. class.

by the Chemistry kid May 6, 2004