The Fart Phantom

When you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it

Riley S: Eww who farted it smells like shit, was that you lachlan?

Lachlan M: no i didn’t do it

Ryan W: it was you lachlan.

Tom S: The Fart Phantom back at it again

by TheIncredibleHunk December 8, 2017

Phantom Shitter

The action of putting fecal matter somewhere where it is hard to be found, and where the direct host who put it there is unknown Phantom Shitters

Wow, nobody knows which Phantom Shitter put a piece of fecal matter in that locked locker.

by C. Shiet May 13, 2019

Phantom Shitter investigators

A team of lads formed in Ambleside to , investigate, capture and detain an infamous Phantom Shitter. Identifiable by their unique badges, they were created to protect small towns from lesser-common shower shitters, and defend the community. Each team contains one Phantom Shitter Inspector, who inspects the crime scene after a report.

The Phantom Shitter Investigators are on the hunt in Ambleside.

by JellyMeadow77 July 27, 2023

Phantom Poop

when after anal sex, one feels the sensation of having to poop when they do not have to poop.

do you really have to poop, or is it just phantom poop.

by sirshitsalot96 February 27, 2021

Phantom Ball Break

Sensation felt similar to a Ball Break, however there is no Ball Break available at this time. This sensation if felt due to the nerves that once were active in this area that no longer belongs due to previous Ball Breaks.

Boss:" Not only do you have to work extra this weekend but we're docking your pay" Employee :" Ouch, that hurt!" Boss :"Whats wrong?" Employee: "Oh, nevermind I forgot yesterday when you made me work over you broke my balls, just strange to be experiencing that Phantom Ball Break ."

by Coltlinder45 July 22, 2010

Phantom Earbuds

When you have your fucking earbuds, air pods whatever the fuck for so long that even when removed it feels like it's still on. This phenomenon is akin to phantom limb, it can lasts a few hours.

Dude, I'm experiencing phantom earbuds right now

by MonkeyGoo:/ October 18, 2021

Phantom hash rock

Noun: When you think a hot rock of hash is burning your skin but its just your imagination.

Dude: Owch! Damn hash rocks, Man. Wait where is it!? Must have been my imagination..
Man: Awh Dude, looks like you had a phantom hash rock.

by famizzle May 31, 2018