Parents

Dictators that act like the boss of you because they are older than you, and they also make a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG deal out of their kids wearing pajamas in public. They also don’t get along with each other.

Billy: I got into a fair argument with mom, and she got me into trouble.
Sid:yeah, parents abuse their power a lot.

by HandsomeDragon8 February 19, 2023

Sideline Parent

A parent who likes to tell a child what he or she should do but is not directly involved in their everyday lives or only on occasion. The "parent" only watches and observes said child from the "side" or "sideline" but are not directly involved in their everyday life or activities.

My dad always tells me what to do and judges me without even knowing the circumstance or my day-to-day life. He's a sideline parent.

My mom always assumes that im doing something wrong when she doesn't even know me or what i do everyday. What a sideline parent..

by Big Al 56 January 16, 2018

parental problems

When someone has mommy and daddy issues both instead of one or the other.

“I don’t have just daddy issues, I have parental problems.”

by groundedaircraft December 8, 2023

parents

the people who gave birth to you and think they can do whatever want with your life. parents like to piss you off. parents interfere with ALL of your personal life. they are well known for being liars who will do ANYTHING to try INDIRECTLY kill you if you don't follow the orders they give you. they mostly HATE otaku and will resort to violence to keep you from anime or manga. this chain and cage they confine you with will prevent you from doing ANY of your hobbies. overall parents are just nuisances that will try to mess up your life in ANY way possible. my parents have tried to KILL me numerous times. the ways around this is to grab one of your house keys and run as far away as possible. after about 6-10 hours return to your home and hide in your room.

why do you have to be such a parents srsly, such a nuisance

by DOOD haha April 22, 2018

parent

1- Mother or father.
2- Living beings that procreated and resulted in the birth of other living beings.

My parent is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023

Pre-parental anxiety

Pre-parental anxiety is what modern day parents worry about when deciding whether to have children or not. Its a composite of anxieties about multiple issues including about societal shifts, climate change and FOMO about regretting not having children later on but not having the option available then.

Male partner: I'm not sure if I want to have kids, there are so many people already in the world today and limited resources. Plus I like enjoying our kid-free time right now.
Female partner: I agree, but if we wait too long and then decide we want them in 10 years, it might be difficult later.
Male partner: Its pre-parental anxiety.

by Mister Crapaud January 21, 2024

sirrogut parent

A bulging-bellied "father figure" dude who is filling in for a kiddo's biological daddy.

In an old "Hi and Lois" cartoon, Trixie Flagston gleefully noted ("Bee-bee! Bee-bee!") to her mama dat a local lady was visibly "expecting", then started naively babbling "Bee-bee-bee-bee" when she spied da rotund Mr. Thurston, as well --- I wonder if she was actually viewing him as a "sirrogut parent"?

by QuacksO February 22, 2025