pancake minute

A unit of measurement that is an exaggeration of the actual time. A single pancake minute can be anywhere from 5 actual minutes to an hour.

S: I'll be ready in 15 minutes
M: 15 real minutes or 15 pancake minutes?

by brakeman March 20, 2007

bitter pancake

A mean person that's hard to get along with. Someone who will argue and challenge everything you say.

Shawty, why you always on my case trying to get on my nerves with everything I say? I can't say nuthin around you cuz you just a bitter pancake.

by treble_maker January 25, 2018

Reston pancake

When you only have 24 hours with your boyfriend and haven't seen each other in months, he flips you over repeatedly while fucking you to maximize positions

I want him to make me a Reston pancake.

by Lady FatKid July 27, 2019

Crusty pancake

noun: when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, touch bellies and fall asleep together.

Guy 1: "My girl and I made a crusty pancake last night."
Guy 2: "Nice."

by McCalzone September 3, 2020

lumpy pancake

A dirty whore or a dirty person who gives $1 blowjobs

Gosh Timmy is such a lumpy pancake!

by Bonesauras March 15, 2017

pancake tits

When a females breasts lack volume and suppleness. They lie flat against the chest as if two empty grocery bags were stapled to her ribcage and filled with a little bit of water.

Very saggy and unappealing breasts.

When she took her bra off and showed me her pancake tits I decided not to go to IHOP for breakfast the next morning.

by blufftonsc December 25, 2008

Pancake Press

The act of two partners putting their butts up against each other and popping. This causes the feces to be pressed in between the two bodies like a pancake. Usually done in sexual euphoria.

Derek picked up a girl at Panini's last night and she wanted to do the pancake press. At first he was skeptical, but now he does a solo press against the mirror everyday.

by Townsend December 13, 2008