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Half a Rob

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ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.
by LeaPeea May 9, 2023
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ROB

Rob is an iconic character from slap battles. He really hates bob. To aqure him you must kill the eternal bob. A huge version of bob who will smack you like a fricken bug if your not ready. GOOD LUCK
I have just acquired rob
by ExistingPerson March 29, 2024
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Little Rob

Little Rob means the best of them all. Ripped, the best, and super super duper strong. You get this word from a man named Robert Gonzalez 3 for how string he was and everyone called him little rob
I am as strong a Little Rob. No one is stronger than little rob.
by The Best/ Gigga Chad June 13, 2022
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Rob Whitby

A Rob Whitby (noun) is a term used to describe a highly homosexual being, whom cannot resist temptations of secreting saliva upon other lad's faces.
"Yooo man a Rob Whitby came up to me and starting licking my face it was creeeeppyy"
by ChedBomb420 February 9, 2018
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Rob

(Robo) - Sweet, smart, sexy ... and exceptionally verbose. A Rob is kind and will literally give you the shirt off his back - and good thing, because he looks fantastic naked. He is all sorts of wonderful things but doesn't seem to know it. For all potential future readers - he would also appreciate a righteous blowjob from time to time.
Oh hi, Rob.
by Robo.Bri December 23, 2021
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Rob

The most amazing man among men. An honest person,faithful husband. Polite to a fault but is an unconquerable opponent should you find yourself on his bad side. Robs are generous and witty. Intelligence is one of the many traits hard to hide for them.
Rob is amazing. He loves his wife Rose.
by Aew-some June 24, 2018
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Robbed

Getting Side-B'd by a Rob off Stage and Losing Your Stock at 32%
Man, I Totally Got Robbed on Stock Two.
by Czy_Coup July 10, 2022
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