Quantum Pill Bug

It's a rolley-polley that bends time and space. Can also describe a really annoying rolley-polley if it deletes reality.

Me:One time my foot was deleted by a Quantum Pill Bug
Friend:......How?..and What?

Me:It's a rolley-polley that bends time and space! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW!?

by Chubbydude May 09, 2018

Scrub Ya Bug

Redneck or Hick term for female masturbation, the "bug" being a vagina and the "scrubbing" being masturbating. Also could be used to describe cleaning your vagina.

Ya gonna go scrub ya bug? It stinks.

I was scrubbin my bug last night because brad never showed up.

by CountryGirl17 April 22, 2011

Bug In My Tent

Someone who is completely and totally anoyying and wont go away. Like when your camping and there is a bug in your tent.

"Tianna never GOES AWAY!"
" I know, she is a total bug in my tent."

by MyMotherCanRotInHell March 07, 2010

bugs in your skin

there are bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin bugs in your skin

D I G T H E M O U T

There are bugs in your skin

by furryhater October 08, 2023

boston bug splat

A sexual act the involves the game of hockey. It is done when a naked male plugs into the butthole of a female, she than inserts a hockey stick into her vagina. This act can only be successfully done when they skate in tandem and score a goal. After the goal, the male than ejaculates and in celebration thrusts the female into the boards. Once the vagina extracting hockey stick hits the boards it than flings the female into the sky and creates a bloody bug splat into the plexy glass.

Damn Sarah looks pissed, did someone give her a Boston Bug Splat at last nights game?

by NanoNonesense April 18, 2020

Riverbottom Bed Bug

It's a homeless person that jumps from one tent to the next sleeping with anything that drops their pants.

I hope that Riverbottom Bed Bug gets that STD taken care of before it spreads as fast as her legs did.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023

don’t bug the plug

Have some fucking patience bruh, you’ll know when I know.

Yo my nigga, stop texting dude. You know what they say, “don’t bug the plug.”

by pressnseal April 11, 2020