Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?
Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009
Few people who voted for Biden actually LIKE Biden and want him to be president, they just voted against Trump. Most Trump voters actually wanted him to be re-elected.
Trump earned both, his own votes, and the majority of Biden's, you don't like Biden at all, admit it.
by SirXziane November 07, 2020
i reject your reality and substitute my own
i reject your reality and substitute my own
by laughmaker5000 October 02, 2019
1)To excessively "one-up" someone
2)To be the victim of great misfortune
3)A person that ruins a story with their own better version
4)Establish your dominance without doing anything
2)To be the victim of great misfortune
3)A person that ruins a story with their own better version
4)Establish your dominance without doing anything
"Man, I was walking down the street and this guy got (T)otally(R)ediculously own(ed) by a cement truck."
"All my stories pale in comparison since I got (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
"No need to do that, I've already been (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
"All my stories pale in comparison since I got (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
"No need to do that, I've already been (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
by DaSmidgen August 06, 2008
the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.
by aludin April 30, 2007
by eda-skip November 25, 2021
Hym "See that's funny because that's how you act... You act as though your swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite.. That what you act like. Ha!"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2023