Itching my knee

When one masturbates

"I like itching my knee at night."

by lil.jiggle December 12, 2020

knee cap banker

An unscrupulous individual who loans money at high interest and will inflict bodily harm when payment is short or not forthcoming upon request.

Tommy owed the mob $1500 and was short $300 on payday. The Knee Cap Banker collected the cash and now Tommy is on crutches and owes $600 (principal + interest).

by TheLadfromTrinidad April 28, 2014

Graham Cracker Knees

When someone's knees are made out of graham (i.e. their ligaments are easily torn and/or broken)

Wow! D. Rose has graham cracker knees.

RGIII is injured again? Must be due to his graham cracker knees.

by tooleeky November 25, 2014

Jersey Knee Bone

When a female masterbates a male using only the backside of her knee causing a high flying nut.

Wow! That Jersey Knee Bone gave me the best nut of my life!

by ShmattyMags April 19, 2020

getting the knees out

The moment during a sporting event when anxiety reaches a critical mass, causing a spectator to pull on their pant legs to a point at which their knees become visible.

I had just walked into the bar and could tell the game wasn't going well. It was only the third quarter and Dean was already getting the knees out.

by YANNInotYANNI February 19, 2012

Toledo Knee buster

When a person jumps off the Carlson library stairs and ends up tearing their ACL. Bonus points for convincing other people that is happened during basketball

Kyle just did a Toledo knee buster, and he told everyone that he even got fuckin bonus points!

by kg10 January 21, 2011

Busted Knee Caps

When she desperately wants to give you head

Oh honey, I wanna suck your di—*thud* awww fuck, my knee caps. (Busted knee caps)

by ǝɹǝɥʇ ollǝɥ October 17, 2019