crooked-neck

a moronic flamer who can't talk right or hold his head straight up

Korba,k is such a crooked-neck

by Jason rosy July 3, 2008

Jabba Neck

A person with a fatty neck that resembles Jabba the Hut.

That sweaty three hundred pound woman eating chocolate covered Twinkies is a Jabba Neck on par with Grover Cleveland or Rush Limbaugh!

by ghazaliman May 24, 2009

neck fritter

The fat rolls on the back of a fat persons neck.

Man the fat dude has half a dozen neck fritters.

by lthuckster August 3, 2007

Blue Neck

Not to be confused with a blue collar, it is a cousin of the red neck. The only diferance is that the are from the Ohio/Indiana/Kentucky area and raise horses.

My uncle is such a blue neck! He brought his stock trailer to my dads wedding!!

by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020

punched in the neck

A metaphor and/or phrase referring to a hickey/the action of getting a hickey.

"did you notice the makeup on my neck?"-"No, why?"-"I was hanging out with Merry this weekend and uhh...-got punched in the neck."

by thefourthgeorge August 24, 2007

Poop neck

When someone takes a dump, comes out of the bathroom, sneaks up on you and puts their hands around your neck in a playful, joking manner. They may or may not have washed their hands.

Damn, Shotwell came out of the bathroom and gave me a poop neck!

by Dmills January 3, 2009

Goose Neck

The act of extending and shifting the neck back and forth to the rhythm of music.

Bob: Hey, why is that guitarist extending and shifting his neck like that?

Rob: Oh, you mean Allen? He expresses his inner gooseliness through means of the Goose Neck.

Bob: What?

by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast March 11, 2012