Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

Projectile Diahorrea condition

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

by 4sail July 7, 2006

needful

An indian term usually used in place of the word "necessary"

Hi, with regards to that help you promised me, kindly do the needful.

by Matt August 18, 2004

Needy

Someone who wants your attention, they want you to show them affection and love all the time. It is not nescesarily a bad thing although it may become annoying, depending on how you look at things.

'She's Needy bro, I think it's cute doh.'

by Clearly.Clingy. November 15, 2017

shitting through the eye of a needle

Meaning to have diarrhea, also known as a "chocolate lazer"

Man im shitting through the eye of a needle after all that beer and curry last night!!!

by Lincoln_DJ September 8, 2008

needle dick

a dick that is child-sized ,but on a man!

Shane has a needle dick.

by meee November 30, 2003

needy

Requiring attention beyond what is normative.

Getting anxious when someone doesn't reply to you on MSN after 15 seconds is being needy.

by whatdoyouneedanamefor? July 23, 2008

needs more jpeg

A tern used on r/greentext to basically say "this image looks terrible". It summons a bot which turns the image into a JPEG and the more times it's replied to with 'needs more jpeg' the blockier it looks.

(Blocky picture above) needs more jpeg

by nobodyhasjams October 7, 2017