Nerd

They created all the best stuff on the internet, including the internet itself. All the non nerds then came and ruined it.

"Fuck you, I'm a nerd!"

by Derpppppppp May 9, 2010

Caffe Nerd

This is the real name of a well known coffee shop, where like people meet.

Caffe Nerd must not be confused with Caffe Nero, a common misspelling.

by Den Keger May 8, 2006

psycho nerd

That socially inadequate guy at the party standing in the corner of the room pretending to be a hatstand and falling in love with the girl that is talking to just about anyone else but did day hello to him a while earlier.
A person who is intensely interested in a particular hobby, topic or person.
A person who is unaware that their behavior appears odd to others. If you told them so, they would not believe you. If you explained why, they would not understand. They think that innocent stalking is normal behavior that shows how much they love someone.

That Psycho Nerd follwed me to South America to proclaim his undying adoration for me. I only said hi to him at a party once.

by mdstblz February 14, 2006

military nerd

One who understands all or most of military slang
One who knows famous military battles by heart
Can tell you famous military leaders

will criticize military games for being unrealistic

military nerds will become mad when called "nerd" or "dork"

"all he reads is military books he must be a military nerd"

by UNSC LEADER June 2, 2008

nerd-herding

the process of chasing down, and then seducing, timid, nerdy boys.

"Snagging my new nerdy boyfriend wasn't easy - he was intimidated by me, so I had to employ a bit of nerd-herding."

by Mizg December 11, 2006

super nerd

a nerd ranking, a nerd with far more superior powers than an average nerd and respected by other nerds. meaning a nerd that has a extremely high level of intellect and rejected socially

or a geek that became a nerd but is more annoying and talks about computers all the time.

nerds hang around each other for protection and to fit in while super nerds are much more rare and are alone most of the time until that is a bully comes

by xd4rksidex May 25, 2007

Alpha Nerd

An individual of a community with the highest rank, who is powerful through courage and possesses a competitive, goal-driven, "take charge" attitude, with a bold approach and confidence they are often overachievers and recognized for their leadership qualities, their aggressive tactics and competitiveness. While is devoted to intellectual or academic pursuits with emphasis on achievement in their community.

Often the Military Intel community is full of Alpha Nerds - they have shown an ability to fight and in intellect. While often lacking in social ability.

by LenaJean June 8, 2011