Mini Man

When you haveing a intercourse with a hot girl and then she surprises you by turning you over and crushing you with her giant ass.

Dude last night I was intercourseing that girl and she pulled a mini man on me!

by Zzzsaxyman September 11, 2021

Mini bar

A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.

Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.

by Cluttered mutt February 24, 2022

mini vanning

Two in the front, five in the back.

Hey, I learned a new term. Its called mini vanning. Two in the front, five in the back.

by Battle-Oozer May 11, 2021

minying

a princess who smells like roses but is way too overly obsessed with fictional men. will be single until they die. probably into dilfs the most.

ur mom: omg is minying a childe haver ??
ur dad: no. childe-less

by enokeyfairy May 30, 2021

Mini hulk

An Incredible hulk that fits in somebody's luggage.

The American team brought Mini Hulk in a suitcase so they wouldn't have to buy an extra plane ticket, and when they got to the competition, they would say something like Say Hallo to My Little Friend, and out of the suitcase Mini Hulk would climb before snatching up a world weightlifting record.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Mini hulk

Some people think you cheated if you had Mini Hulk on your side.

You guys got Mini Hulk, that's not fair to us.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Mini-Trump

Someone who doesn't do good for the people around them or under their power. They will usually spread lies about something major like COVID-19, believe in hoaxes and force laws upon others to get their way of things done, and is generally an asshole and an idiot blended together.

"Florida’s Republican governor Ron DeSantis is used to being told he’s doing it wrong."
Person 1: Damn, Florida must be fucked up.
Person 2: I know, right? He sounds like a mini-trump to me.

by Whatwasnixie August 11, 2021