Mini Il

The new Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, who isn't quite as crazy and not as smart as his father Kim Jong Il.

The generals are upset with Mini Il, he wants gold chopsticks instead of his father's silver ones.

by zen velo December 20, 2011

mini jetter

A derogatory term to describe a middle or less often high schooler who is more than one standard deviation below the mean in height . Usually refers to a male, but can be insultingly applied to a decidedly uncool chick or chick let .

That short shit mini jetter Timmy wants to play hoops w us this Saturday but no way , he doesn’t have the tiniest chance in mini hell to make a maxi fool of himself on the courts w us , what is he like 4’2” or something? He and that thumbelina chick he porks can take their mini balls and go home ..

by Peepcreep February 9, 2024

Mini Mini Eggs

Chocolate Mini Eggs, But Smaller

"Are They Mini Eggs,"
"No Look They Are Smaller"
" Must Be Mini Mini Eggs"

by A.E.G April 15, 2010

Mini-gangbang

When you're only getting fucked by like two or three guys but they're doing it rough enough and changing orifices enough for it to feel like a gangbang.

After doing some shots, Karl, Fredrick and Leon took me to their dorm for a mini-gangbang.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Mini Cooper

Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.

I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.

by LynnyO September 25, 2020

mini stylista

a little person who follows trends in the Kids Fashion industry adopts the latest fashions also described as a Minifashionista or mini fashionista you will generally find ministylistas with their mums at www.kidsfashionreview.com

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by Kids Fashion Review February 4, 2010

Mini-pizza

That store pizza. It is really good, actually! Perfect for a fast snack due to it's small size.

Jack: Hey, tom. Did you hear about mini-pizzas?
Tom: Yeah. They're nice, actually.

by A non-fortnite fan. January 8, 2020