mario molina

a sun-ofa-bitch who likes to suck dick and ass he's gay and a black stabber,................i mean back stabber

he's just gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

by kat March 11, 2005

mario party rules

Mario party rules is a smoking game, you need alot weed a bong or two a mario party game on a nintendo console (64 works for me)
Now the rules are simple, pick characters, whenever you win a mingame a star or you win a box with an item coins or stars you pull a cone. Because you have to have a cone after you win a minigame you get ripped as you play thus making it harder or easier to win therefore getting a cone, Mario party rules works good when you want to smoke heaps but lack money therefore winning at MPR gets you quite baked

(Luigi) We played mario party rules last night, I won the minigame star happening star an coin star I was ripped way before we had a rematch,
(Wario) I hate mario party rules I pay the most an have the least!

by luigirippz May 29, 2010

Marcorubio

An AR-15 rifle, named when a mass shooting victim said we should change the names of AR-15s to “Marco Rubio” because they are so easy to buy.

If you're going shopping could you pick me up some beef jerkey and a Marcorubio for tomorrow's hunting trip?

by Magnette February 24, 2018

Marioism

n) The practicing and worshipping of Mario
n) The religion of Mario

I have been studying Marioism and I think it is better than Luigism.

by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc November 9, 2020

Super Mario 64 Speedrunner

A human who has devoted their life to beating a 1996 classic, Super Mario 64, as fast as possible.

Liam's world record time definitely puts him down as the greatest Super Mario 64 Speedrunner to ever exist.

by LionMaster82 April 1, 2020

Paper Mario

The first in the paper mario series. The main objective of this game is to colect the 8 star spirits and save the princess from the koopa king Bowser AGAIN!

Dude 1: Hey Dude lets go play some Paper Mario man.
Dude 2: Oh which one?
Dude 1: The first one of course!
Dude 2: Do you have to rescue the princess again?
Dude 1: Yeah. =(
Dude 2: WHAT THE F***!

by Real Good Speller June 6, 2009

Super Mario

A short fat plumber who can jump at least 10 feet in the air. He also scores with all the girls in every video game. Why? He saves them. I mean, this guy's not hot. At all. Ever. Also he puts down his brother Lugio....Lingu.....Larugi....that green guy.

Princess Peach likes Mario, so does everyone else. That ho.

by NOT LUIGI! November 24, 2003