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Back office monkey

B.O.M for short. An employee of a financial service firm who pushes paper ie: does cost accounting, settles accounts, etc. This employee thinks that by becoming a Chartyred Financial Analyst, they will move to a more glamorous front office position and make more money. B.O.M's are easily placated by free donuts or pizza.
Douchebag and Lion are both destined to be back office monkeys for Harvey Industries.
by freshwoman June 30, 2005
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Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.
Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break
by Dazza May 28, 2003
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ALABAMA PORCH MONKEY

a derogatory word for a person of African descent; a negro
1. The Alabama porch monkey tends to be lazy and would rather draw welfare than work.
2.The Alabama porch monkey likes to wear gold chains and drink malt liquor.
by Pittovsky July 21, 2008
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Monkey Wrench

Fool, gullible person. See Tool.
Quit being such a monkey wrench, Vellius. Chris knew it was you the whole time, you shippler.
by MJK October 8, 2005
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porch monkey

A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.
*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*

Randal: Im taking it back!

EX2

Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
by Dodectabone July 21, 2006
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Hot Monkey Love

To engage in hot serious sex. To go at it with the prowless of a monkey. In that you actually make each other wanna make noises similar to that of a screaming monkey.
We got our freak on last night, We made 'hot monkey love' !!
by krunchie December 3, 2003
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maney

northern calis' abreviation for maniac
we maney stupid out here in the bay
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